Why do the giraffes have long necks?… Because they have smelly feet.
Why did the maths teacher throw out all of the tables?… To make room for the times table.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?… Because it had no body to go with.
Why did the one handed man cross the road?… Because he wanted to go to the second hand shop.
Thank you for reading our jokes from the School Council.
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your jokes are so funny and you got me laughing to bits i am still laughing now
